I’ve gone through the transcript of President Bush’s immigration speech according to the rules outlines in Gateway Pundit’s “Open Border Drinking Game,” and here’s the results:

Directions:
For each time the president mentions the following words or phrases do the following…

- “Welcome”- Salt Your Glasses
- Once

- “Welcoming Society”- Swig from “XX” Drink!
- Once

- “Jobs Americans won’t do”- down one “XX” Drink!
- Once for “jobs Americans are not doing”

- “Nation of immigrants“- Tequila shots Drink!
- Once

- “Family values don’t stop at the Rio Grande”- Drink, Si?
- Amazingly enough, no

- “Path to citizenship”- Beer bongs! Drink!
Twice

-“Guests”/”guest workers” — one shot.
Well, Bush renamed his guest worker plan a “temporary worker” plan, and said the word temporary six times.

“Comprehensive immigration reform” — chug.
Twice

- “This is not amnesty”- Naked pyramid,… tequila, chug!
” What I have just described is not amnesty” — Close enough! Chug!

[Vdare.com note: More sober reflections can be found on Isteve.com]