16 December 2007

Christmas Is Bad For Diversity..And Vice Versa

Penelope Trunk, [Send her mail] who blogs on work related issues and has written a book called Brazen Careerist: The New Rules for Success, has a new rule for success–abolish Christmas.

Five things people say about Christmas that drive me nuts » Brazen Careerist by Penelope Trunk
Christmas does not belong in the workplace because it undermines diversity at work. And businesses that promote diversity have more profits in the long run than companies that do not have a diverse workforce.

A big problem with Christmas is that those of us who have no reason to celebrate it have to spend a month between Thanksgiving and New Year’s dealing with Christmas at work. Christmas is the only religious holiday that everyone has to stop working for. It’s the only religious event that offices have parties to celebrate. These practices alienate non-Christians.

There’s a lot more, but in her resentment against Christmas, she’s missing a fairly basic economic point here–the money you might potentially lose by alienating a member of a minority is nothing to what you lose by alienating the majority. Look at the Republican Party’s quest for the minority vote.

The other point is that if Christmas undermines “diversity at work,”  then from my point of view “diversity at work” undermines Christmas, and maybe we should rethink this whole diversity thing, rather than abolishing Christmas.

Mexican Beer Diversity Gets Saintly

As I have written before, Mexican culture extols criminal values and treats certain categories of perps like rock stars. Or in this case, like saints.

Today’s news concerns how Mexico’s honored narco-saint Jesus Malverde is being further recognized by a beer being named after him. There is already a shrine erected to Malverde in Sinaloa, where drug smugglers come to leave an offering which they hope will lead to a successful enterprise. Who says Mexico is becoming more secular?!

MEXICO CITY – Jesus Malverde is considered a Mexican Robin Hood and the patron saint of drug lords.

On Wednesday, he got his own beer.

A Mexican brewery in the western city of Guadalajara began selling the Malverde beer in the northwestern state of Sinaloa, long considered one of the country’s main drug strongholds.

Malverde is believed to have been a construction or railroad worker who was hanged in 1909 in Culiacan, Sinaloa’s capital. He later developed a reputation as someone who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, although the details of his life remain unclear. [...]

Minerva Brewery decided to use the late outlaw’s name because it wanted a new beer to market in northwest Mexico, marketing director Juan Carlos Banda told The Associated Press.

“We were looking for a character from Mexican folklore, a graphic representation of local culture,” he said.
[Mexican company launches beer in honor of unofficial drug saint San Diego Union Tribune, December 12, 2007]

Now righteous drug mules will have a new liquid for the toast: “Jesus, drink up, you’re behind!”